Saturday, April 24, 2010
One More Funny One for You
St Peter Chose Three Blond's to Ask the Meaning of Easter. So he has The Three Blond's Lined Up. He Asks the First Girl. What is the Meaning of Easter. First Blond says it is The Word of God to Feast for a Week of the Good People as He Passes Judgment on The Bad People. Wrong Answer that is Passover The Jewish Holiday. Your Banished. He Asks The 2ND Blond What is The Meaning of Easter. The Blond Answers Nervously The Birth of The Son of God and Our Savior Jesus Christ. Wrong Answer St Peter says. Your also Banished. He Walks up to The Third Blond and Looks Her in the Eye and says What is The Meaning of Easter. The 3rd Blond says It is Our Most Holiest day as Jesus Christ was Reborn and Appears on Easter Sunday. Which is On the Calender not Always The Same Date Every Year. It Occurs After The First Full Moon after Spring Appears on March 21. St Peter is Happy and Astonished She Gave Such a Wonderful Answer. Well Done My Child. She says May I Go On Saint Peter. Yes My Child Please Do. Well Then Jesus Then Comes Out after Lifting a Big Rock by Himself. If He See's His Shadow. We get Six More Weeks of Basketball
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